I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
