There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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