I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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