i was rollin on her like bob the builder
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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