Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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