i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I currently don't understand fingers.
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