garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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