Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
