How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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