there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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