Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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