Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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