he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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