You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
