I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Panties = found
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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