Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
