he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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