whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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