I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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