i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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