ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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