So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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