i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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