question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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