therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
