Whod you bang
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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