they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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