So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
