Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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