Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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