whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
