dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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