Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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