We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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