The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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