its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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