People with herpes should wear stickers.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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