R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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