Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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