dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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