Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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