the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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