Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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