Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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