he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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