My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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