My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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