At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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