escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Dick very happy bro
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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