Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The feeling are messing with the penis
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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